1 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:06,680 MARCUS: "Dear small business owner. 2 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:08,920 As we haven't received yourself-assessment tax return 3 00:00:09,040 --> 00:00:11,320 for this year, we estimateyour company to be in debit 4 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:14,640 to the sum of 5,128 denari." 5 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:16,440 Oh my god, 5 grand? 6 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:17,360 Well, a bit more. 7 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:18,640 We're getting 5 big ones! 8 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:20,000 GRUMIO: Get in, my son. 9 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:20,920 JASON: Hoo-hoo! 10 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:21,960 5 biggies! 11 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:23,480 Let's buy a yacht! Oh! 12 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:24,640 Or a tiger! 13 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:27,160 Ha-ha! 14 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:29,360 You guys don't knowwhat debit means, do you? 15 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:30,280 Oh, shit. 16 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:31,600 Is it the other one? 17 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:33,280 [MUSIC PLAYING - OLI JULIAN, "WHEN IN ROME"] 18 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:37,480 [SINGING] When in Rome, do as the Romans do. 19 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:46,640 Far from home, all I got is you. 20 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:48,920 So, it says we've got one week to pay up 21 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:50,120 or the bar will be liquidated. 22 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:51,560 OK. 23 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:53,320 Before I celebrate again,what does that one mean? 24 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:55,520 It means finding other proper jobs 25 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:59,560 where we can't just eat nuts andpretend to polish cups all day. 26 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:01,360 And Jason, please,please stop running taps. 27 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:02,520 Yeah. 28 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:03,400 It's just that it's so much easier 29 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:04,800 than taking actual money. 30 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:06,200 That's the whole point. 31 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:08,560 Taking money is literallyour only objective. 32 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:10,280 I mean, who's Viggo? 33 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:11,320 He's my barber. 34 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:12,600 MARCUS: Right. 35 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:13,720 Well, he apparently owes us 570 denari. 36 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:14,600 No. 37 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:16,040 It's more like 500 now. 38 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:17,200 He's been paying me back. 39 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:18,280 OK, good. 40 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:19,240 And-- hang on. 41 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:20,200 In money or-- 42 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:21,200 Haircuts. Yeah. 43 00:01:21,320 --> 00:01:22,480 MARCUS: Right. 44 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:23,560 Well, that explains why you've had five 45 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:25,000 different styles this week. 46 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:26,360 Yeah, 'cause none ofthem have really settled. 47 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:27,400 Do you know what I mean? 48 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:28,840 What do you think of a Mohawk? 49 00:01:28,960 --> 00:01:31,000 I think stop getting haircuts, mainly, 50 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:32,240 and go and get the money he owes us. 51 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:33,280 All right. Chill. 52 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:34,760 I'm going. 53 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:36,400 [crunching] 54 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:37,280 Snails are back. 55 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:39,200 Oh, not again. 56 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:40,640 Grumio, I thought you got rid of them? 57 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:41,960 GRUMIO: I did. 58 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:43,360 I suppose they just like the vibe in here. 59 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:45,200 That's because the vibe is damp and pooey. 60 00:01:45,320 --> 00:01:47,440 They would stay away if you everactually cleaned this place up. 61 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:48,320 I am. 62 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:49,240 Starting with these nuts. 63 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:50,120 MARCUS: No. 64 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:51,280 Start with the snails. 65 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:52,920 Just round them up. 66 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:55,000 If they don't outpace you, that is. 67 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:55,880 [crunching] 68 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:59,360 Oh, blimey. 69 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:01,880 It's a bloody massacre. 70 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,000 JASON: I'm just saying. 71 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:05,000 A quiff would look banging on you. 72 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:06,280 No thanks. 73 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:07,840 I've had the same haircut for 28 years, 74 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:09,920 so I'll probably stick with it till I die now. 75 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:11,160 Oh, Gloria. 76 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:12,160 Hi. 77 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:13,720 Sorry to interrupt your pegging. 78 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:15,120 I was wondering if you couldmaybe give us some advice 79 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:16,400 about something a bit delicate? 80 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:17,720 Ooh, yeah. Go on. 81 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:19,160 Sounds intriguing. 82 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:21,000 Well, we've just beenhit with a hefty tax bill, 83 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:22,720 and we're wondering how to appeal it. 84 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:24,720 Oh, not so intriguing it turns out. 85 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:26,200 Um, no idea, I'm afraid. 86 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:28,040 I leave all that to my accountants. 87 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:29,360 Actually, you might know them. 88 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:30,480 Schatzberg and Schatzberg. 89 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:31,560 Mm, no. 90 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:33,160 Why would I know them? 91 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:35,040 Oh, just 'cause it's quitea small community, isn't it? 92 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:36,320 I thought you guys all knew each other. 93 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:37,200 Yeah. 94 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:39,440 I mean, I'm not Jewish. 95 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:40,680 Oh, sorry. 96 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:41,600 I thought you were. 97 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:42,880 No way. 98 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,200 So did I at first because of the whole-- 99 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:45,680 - Yeah, and the personality.- Yeah, yeah. 100 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:47,200 OK, I am still here. 101 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:48,760 It wasn't till I saw hispecker weren't circumcised 102 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:49,880 that I knew for sure. 103 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,280 And let's leave it there, ideally. 104 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:52,640 Thanks anyway. 105 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:54,080 It turns out, it was intriguing after all. 106 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:55,520 MARCUS: Ha! 107 00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:57,640 Please don't discuss mypecker in front of Gloria 108 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:58,920 or call it a pecker, in fact. 109 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:00,680 It doesn't make it sound very impressive. 110 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:01,560 Hang on. 111 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:02,800 Where are we going? 112 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:04,040 The barber's back that way, isn't it? 113 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:05,000 Uh-huh. Change of plan. 114 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:11,360 I am really not sure about this. 115 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:13,000 It'll be fine. 116 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:14,120 It suits you. 117 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:15,120 Their Almighty God won't like it. 118 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:16,280 You know, he might smite me. 119 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:17,280 Smiting is one of his things. 120 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:18,200 Relax. 121 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:19,760 No one's getting smited. 122 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:21,680 Just get yourself in there and bag us 123 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:23,440 a bad-ass Jewish tax guru. 124 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:24,400 MARCUS: Eh. 125 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:26,360 [music - "hava nagila"] 126 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:39,760 GRUMIO: Ey up. 127 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:42,760 How'd you get all the way over there? 128 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:43,680 Hello, love. 129 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:49,280 Ooh. 130 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:50,160 VIGGO: See you later, man. 131 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:51,120 Thanks a lot. 132 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:53,000 So who's next? 133 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:53,880 Ha-ha! 134 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,000 What's going on, bro? 135 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:56,440 Have a seat, have a seat.- No. 136 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:58,200 I'm not actually here fora cut this time, Viggo. 137 00:03:58,320 --> 00:03:59,280 I need to call in your bar tab. 138 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:00,240 I hear you. 139 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:01,360 No problem. 140 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:02,800 Just a shame you have to do it now. 141 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:04,360 Just give me what's thereif you ain't got it all. 142 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:06,240 Oh no, shame for you, I mean. 143 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:08,920 I just got the new look-book in today. 144 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,040 All the freshest styles. 145 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:11,160 Oh, right. 146 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:13,400 It's, uh-- no, I shouldn't really. 147 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:14,640 Ooh. VIGGO: Yeah. 148 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:15,960 Check it out. 149 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:17,920 See how it stands up and then it fades out? 150 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:19,200 It's called the Gallic Box. 151 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:20,240 Sick, isn't it? 152 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:21,760 Yeah, that's extremely sick. 153 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:24,440 The ladies are gonna go bonkers for the Box. 154 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:25,560 Trust me. 155 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:27,680 But if you have to settle that tab. 156 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:36,480 Salve, Grumio. 157 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:37,560 All right, Landlord. 158 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:38,560 Busy day, then? 159 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:39,680 Yeah, you know. 160 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:40,960 Just taking my new pet for a walk. 161 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:42,400 Her name's Shelley. - Oh, nice. 162 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:43,440 What, 'cause of the shell? 163 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:44,360 Oh. 164 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:45,840 I hadn't thought of that. 165 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:46,760 Lordy. 166 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:48,120 Oh, look at her go. 167 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:49,080 She's dead nippy, isn't she? 168 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:50,000 What, are you kidding me? 169 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:51,600 Nippy? 170 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:53,080 Fastest damn snail I've everspent the day watching, man. 171 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:54,520 [LAUGHING] As if. 172 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:56,400 I could get any bozo frommy mum's cabbage patch 173 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:58,040 would be just as fast as that div. 174 00:04:58,160 --> 00:04:58,960 Do you want to bet? 175 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:00,680 Oh, anytime, anytime. 176 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,400 Let's say 10 dennies? 177 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:04,920 What do you reckon, Shelley, love? 178 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:07,000 Shelley says, bring it on. 179 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:08,960 [music playing] 180 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:16,960 Shabbat Shalom. 181 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:18,160 Oh, yes. 182 00:05:18,280 --> 00:05:20,320 Um-- thank you? 183 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:22,440 So who the hell are you, then? 184 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:24,400 Uh, I-- how do you mean? 185 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:25,760 Take a look around. 186 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:28,720 Most of the guys here are ancient and bearded, 187 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:32,400 so when one shows up whoisn't, people are gonna notice. 188 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:33,720 Right, yes. 189 00:05:33,840 --> 00:05:37,320 Well, I'm lapsed and just wanted to reconnect 190 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:40,480 with the old Jewish belief system. 191 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:41,400 Judaism. 192 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:42,680 As it's known. 193 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:45,520 And also to meet an accountant. 194 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:47,480 I believe there's a Schatzberg and also 195 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:48,880 a Schatzberg in the community? 196 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,560 There is. 197 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:52,240 That's Solomon Schatzberg overthere with one of the beards. 198 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:53,480 Ah. 199 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:54,760 He won't be able to help you, though. 200 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:56,520 I know for a fact he's run off his feet. 201 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:57,400 Ah. 202 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:58,880 And the other Schatzberg? 203 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,560 The other Schatzbergmight be able to fit you in. 204 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:02,600 Oh, fantastic. 205 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:04,320 Uh, which one's he? 206 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:06,880 He would be me. 207 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:07,760 Oh, shit. 208 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:08,680 Sorry. 209 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:09,760 It's fine, really. 210 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:10,840 Rebecca Schatzberg. 211 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:12,240 It's good to meet you. 212 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:16,760 Marcus Gallo-- berg. 213 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:18,280 JASON: I told you it'd be fine. 214 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:19,960 Oh, it was a bit better than fine, mate. 215 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:23,640 I got myself an accountant whois female, hot, and has invited 216 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:25,360 me for a slap-up family dinner. 217 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:26,880 All that for justplunking on a little hat? 218 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,360 I know. 219 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:29,560 I should have startedwearing this thing ages ago. 220 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:31,240 It's a very sharp look on you, bro. 221 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:33,280 Well, don't take the advice ofa man with a loaf on his head. 222 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:34,720 [laughs] - Not a loaf. 223 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:36,920 I'm wearing a sweet newlook with the Gallic Box. 224 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:37,880 Ladies are gonna love it. 225 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,520 MARCUS: Hm. 226 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:40,800 So you've not called in yourtab with the barber, I take it? 227 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:41,760 No, not yet. 228 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:42,720 But this is my last haircut. 229 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:44,040 I swear down. 230 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:45,120 I'll call in my tab first thing tomorrow. 231 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:46,440 Salve, boys. 232 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:47,480 Are you open? 233 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:48,600 Ah, good evening, Landlord. 234 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:49,640 What can we get you? 235 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:51,480 A glass of wine for me, please, 236 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:55,120 and a slice of humble pie for Grumio 237 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:57,920 because my snail here, Mr. Random Snail, 238 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:00,960 is about to prove that fast snails don't exist. 239 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:02,200 Ah, whatever man. 240 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:03,240 Shelley's gonna fuck him up. 241 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:04,200 Nize! 242 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:05,080 Are we having a snail race? 243 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:06,680 Well, sort of "nize." 244 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,640 You did say you'd take thesnails out of the bar, Grumio, 245 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:09,800 not bring more in. 246 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:10,880 Yeah, I know, I know. 247 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:11,960 This is my last snail race. 248 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:13,160 I swear down. 249 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:14,480 Well, thank you both for doing pretty 250 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,760 much the exact opposite of what I asked you, 251 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:19,840 as per bloody usual. 252 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:21,800 Ey up, Shelley, love. 253 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:23,400 It's showtime. 254 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:25,960 In lane one, hailing from Landlords mother's 255 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:28,360 allotment, Mr. Random Snail. 256 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:30,080 Come on, you random bastard! 257 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,880 And in line two, from the Crown and Toga 258 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,160 itself, local girl, Shelly. 259 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:35,360 Brrap, brrap, brrap! 260 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:36,280 Focus, Shelley, love. 261 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:38,000 Don't get distracted. 262 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:39,720 On your marks. 263 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:41,680 Get set. 264 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:43,160 [whistle blows] 265 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:50,280 Right. 266 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:51,760 Let's maybe get a drink and come back. 267 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:52,680 Yeah. 268 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:54,320 Good shout. 269 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:55,640 [laughter] 270 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:57,320 MARCUS: I must say, Mrs. Schatzberg, 271 00:07:57,440 --> 00:08:00,320 this is the finest gefilte fish,if not fish, I've ever eaten. 272 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:01,800 So have a little more, then. 273 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:02,800 Oi vey! 274 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:03,920 What are you doing to me here? 275 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:05,280 I won't need to eat all week. 276 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:06,960 [laughter] 277 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:09,120 Marcus runs his own bar, Tatty. 278 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:10,200 Oh, very good. 279 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:11,520 Would I know it? 280 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:13,480 It's the Crown and Toga on the Aventine. 281 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:14,960 Oh, the old toilet. 282 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:16,560 Yeah, I've walked past it a few times. 283 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:18,800 Well, next time, come on in. 284 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:21,360 According to the menu outside,it says you serve squid. 285 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:22,280 We do. 286 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:23,440 It's delicious. 287 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:25,600 And squid isn't kosher. 288 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:27,040 I've heard it's delicious. 289 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:28,320 I've not tried it myself. 290 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:30,800 Obviously, I stick to our kosher dishes. 291 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:32,040 Right. 292 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:33,200 Like what? 293 00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:35,040 Like, uh, well, we do gefilte fish. 294 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:36,040 Mm-hmm. 295 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:37,240 What else? 296 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:38,680 - Potato kugel, anyone? - Potato kugel. 297 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:40,200 Yeah, we do that. 298 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,240 SIMON: What else that wehaven't already eaten tonight? 299 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:43,200 Ooh. 300 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:45,080 Um-- let me think. 301 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:53,000 Um-- yes, we also do omelets? 302 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:55,400 I practically live on omelets. 303 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:57,040 [laughter] 304 00:08:57,160 --> 00:08:58,880 Tell me, Marcus, what do you think 305 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,560 of the political situation in Palestine? 306 00:09:01,680 --> 00:09:02,760 Uh. 307 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:05,000 Well, yeah, it's complicated, isn't it? 308 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:05,880 Is it? 309 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:06,880 Complicated how? 310 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:07,960 Give it a rest, Simon. 311 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:09,560 We're not doing politics tonight. 312 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:11,480 And I really think we should take a look 313 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:13,000 at your accounts, Marcus. 314 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:13,880 Of course. 315 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:14,840 Shame. 316 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:16,480 I love talking about Palestine. 317 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:17,480 Oh well. 318 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:18,800 Thank you so much for dinner. 319 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:23,840 LANDLORD: Come on. 320 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:24,800 Move it, Random! 321 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:26,120 Nearly there, Shelley. 322 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:27,360 Yes. - Oi. 323 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:28,520 Wake up, dickhead. [whistle blows] 324 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:30,040 - Ugh. - Ooh, we have a winner. 325 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:31,680 Which one's that? - It's Shelley. 326 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:32,600 Shelley's the winner. 327 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:33,760 Nice one. 328 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:35,080 Random, you lazy twat. [crunching] 329 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:35,960 Ooh. 330 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:36,920 Oh, that's a bit dark. 331 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:37,800 Best thing for it. 332 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:38,840 It couldn't hack the pace. 333 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:40,160 That's 10 dennies, I believe. 334 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:41,680 Sorry I doubted you, Grumio. 335 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:43,640 Fast nails are a thing. 336 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:47,720 For our next race, I shall findmyself a proper little mover. 337 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:48,640 Oh. 338 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:49,800 I don't know about that. 339 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:50,920 I promised Marcus it were a one-off. 340 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:52,360 Too late. 341 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:54,560 I'm into it now, and I'mgonna step it up a level. 342 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:55,640 I'm talking 10 lanes. 343 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:57,240 Big money. - Yes! 344 00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:59,240 Could we get some hotties,like, to present the trophies? 345 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:01,720 Sure, hotties, trophies, the lot. 346 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:04,280 Unless Shelley's ready to retire. 347 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,400 Uh. 348 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:08,120 It looks like theyhaven't taken into account 349 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:10,240 the small business exemptions, the cost 350 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,320 of refurbishment, your payroll. 351 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:14,520 So can you get the bill reduced? 352 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:15,640 Of course. 353 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:16,600 That's what I do. 354 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:17,880 Oh. 355 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,040 As long as we cite legitimate expenses 356 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,960 in the appeal, then, Baruch Hashem, 357 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:22,400 I think we can get it down to zero. 358 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:23,280 Sorry. 359 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:24,760 Zero as in nothing? 360 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:26,760 That's what zero usually means. 361 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:27,920 [exclaims joyfully] 362 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:28,840 You're incredible! 363 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:30,200 REBECCA: [laughs] 364 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:33,800 Sorry. 365 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:35,400 I didn't mean to do that. 366 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:36,920 No, no, it's fine. 367 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:39,720 I mean, I get turned on byfinancial savings as well. 368 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,920 I make financial savings every day, 369 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:45,560 but meeting a nice Jewishboy, that's extremely rare. 370 00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:51,760 Ooh, no. 371 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:52,920 Maybe we shouldn't. 372 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:54,480 Really? Why? 373 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:55,400 Don't you want to? 374 00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:56,320 Know, I do. 375 00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:57,840 I really want to do that. 376 00:10:57,960 --> 00:11:00,600 It's just, um, you know, Ifeel bad with your parents 377 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:02,120 in the next room, yeah. 378 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:05,800 As a nice Jewish boy, I wouldn'twant to disrespect them. 379 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:06,920 Wow. 380 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:10,440 Hot, charming, and respectful. 381 00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:11,920 You really are the whole package. 382 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:13,600 [laughter] 383 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:17,560 So we should get you onto a pension scheme. 384 00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:20,320 Yeah. 385 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:21,600 But she didn't see your pecker? 386 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:23,240 Well, no. 387 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:25,880 I did manage to stop her beforeshe came eye to eye with it. 388 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,440 But I've also got her brotherall up in my face quizzing me 389 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:29,920 about forbidden food. 390 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:31,280 Why would food be forbidden? 391 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:32,840 I don't know. 392 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:35,000 I guess their God Jehovah'sjust quite a fussy eater. 393 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:36,680 I've been swatting up on the rules. 394 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:39,640 So for now, we have to take porkand squid off the menu, pronto. 395 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:41,760 And you can get yourslimy snail out there too. 396 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:43,120 What? Why? 397 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:44,720 There's nothing piggy or squiddy about Shelley. 398 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:45,960 No, but she's a mollusk. 399 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:46,840 Eff off. 400 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:47,760 You're a mollusk. 401 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:49,240 As in, she's not kosher. 402 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:50,520 I'm not gonna eat her. 403 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,160 MARCUS: We can't take any risks, Grumio. 404 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:55,160 So long as we don't trip up ormy foreskin or your mollusk, 405 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:58,360 it is bye-bye tax bill andwelcome back your lovely, lazy 406 00:11:58,480 --> 00:11:59,760 lives of leisure. 407 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:00,960 Amen. 408 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:02,400 Jehovah be praised. 409 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:04,280 Well, it's mainly me, but all right. 410 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:05,160 Cheers, Jehovah. 411 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:10,680 Mollusk, my big balls. 412 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,600 You're not a mollusk, are you, Shelley? 413 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:14,760 No, you're a bloody champion. 414 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:15,800 Oh. 415 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:16,760 Now, then. 416 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:18,680 Where did you lot come from? 417 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,400 Get out of it. 418 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:21,280 OK. 419 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,320 Kosher or no-sher? 420 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:24,560 Cheesesteak? 421 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:25,480 No-sher. 422 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:26,440 Can't mix meat and dairy. 423 00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:27,360 Correct. 424 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,640 What about mackerel pate? 425 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:29,960 Kosher. 426 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:31,240 A mackerel has fins and scales, my friend. 427 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:32,320 Of course it does. 428 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:34,200 In which case, mazel tov. 429 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,040 Your training is complete. 430 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:37,600 I mean, foreskin aside, you're basically 431 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:38,680 one of God's chosen people. 432 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:39,680 Eh. 433 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,080 I like to think I already was. 434 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:42,000 Right. 435 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:43,000 I'm gonna bounce. 436 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:44,560 This steam is wilting my Box. 437 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:45,480 Sure. 438 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,440 See you back in the bar. 439 00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:48,360 Call in that tab. 440 00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:56,800 Viggo. 441 00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:58,040 - Hey, what's happening, man?- Listen. 442 00:12:58,160 --> 00:12:59,400 Sorry, mate. 443 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:00,960 I really need to call in your tab this time, OK? 444 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:02,280 No more haircuts. - All right. 445 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:03,400 No problem. 446 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:04,440 All right, I'll get you the cash. 447 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:05,400 Give me a second, OK? - Sure. 448 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:07,560 No worries. 449 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:09,000 Aurelius, what are you doing here? 450 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:10,640 Uh, getting my hair cut, weirdly. 451 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:11,960 Whoa, hey, no. 452 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:12,920 Nuh-uh. 453 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:14,280 You can't copy my Box. 454 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:15,720 I'm not copying your Box. 455 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:16,640 I wanted one anyway. 456 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:18,000 It's a very fresh look. 457 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:20,320 Yeah, I know, but not if you have one as well. 458 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:22,160 Shall I, uh, fetch the look-book? 459 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:30,960 Marcus. 460 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:31,920 Simon. 461 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:32,840 Hi. 462 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:33,760 [laughs uncomfortably] 463 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:34,800 I didn't see you there. 464 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:37,480 But I saw you, and I saw it. 465 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:38,400 Sorry? 466 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:39,360 You saw what? 467 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:40,920 Your shmecky, Marcus. 468 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:42,520 I saw it. 469 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:43,640 And? 470 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:44,640 Do you not have one? 471 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:45,960 [LAUGHING] Not like that. 472 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:47,160 Your one has a sleeve. 473 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:48,480 What? Pfft. 474 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:49,680 I don't think so, mate. 475 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:51,280 You made a mistake. - Did I? 476 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:52,320 - Yeah. - Well, let's find out. 477 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:53,520 What? What are you doing? 478 00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:55,080 Get off. Get off! 479 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:56,040 Oh, hey, let go! 480 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:56,920 SIMON: Here we are. 481 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:58,360 Ah! This is assault! 482 00:13:58,480 --> 00:13:59,240 SIMON: I can feel it. 483 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:00,400 No, that's the scrotum. 484 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:02,400 I can feel the foreskin. 485 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:03,280 All right, fine. 486 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:04,200 Fine. 487 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:05,360 I've got a foreskin. 488 00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:06,800 OK? 489 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:08,920 I just haven't got roundto being circumcised yet. 490 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:10,200 Haven't got round to it? 491 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:11,440 It gets done when you're eight days old. 492 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,320 So I'm a bit late, so what? 493 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,320 So you're not a jew at all, are you? 494 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:17,920 Selling your squid with yourforeskin flapping about all 495 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,240 over the place. 496 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:20,880 You're just a lying Roman goy, aren't you? 497 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,000 Aren't you? 498 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:24,480 Yeah. 499 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,440 Are you gonna tell Rebecca? 500 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:28,920 Well, I don't want to humiliate her. 501 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:30,720 So as long as you agree to stay out of her life, 502 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:32,760 forever, I'll keep shtum. 503 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:33,640 OK. 504 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:34,760 Thank you. 505 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:36,440 But if you darken our door again, 506 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:39,200 I'll expose that foreskin fasterthan you can say potato kugel. 507 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:42,920 [sniffs] 508 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:43,800 Gross. 509 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:49,880 That's it. 510 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,920 I am through with being a Jew. 511 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:55,320 The brother saw, or rather felt,my foreskin at the bathhouse. 512 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:56,240 Oh, shit. 513 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:57,360 So what now? 514 00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:58,480 So now I can't see Rebecca again. 515 00:14:58,600 --> 00:14:59,680 And you know what that means? 516 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:00,840 - You have to get circumcised.- What? 517 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,200 No. 518 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:04,160 It means we have to pay our massive tax bill. 519 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:05,640 Of course I'm not getting circumcised. 520 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:06,520 Why not? 521 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:07,680 It's a piece of piss. 522 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,000 Oh, is it, Grumio? You do it, then. 523 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:09,920 I will. 524 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,400 Would that help? 525 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:13,000 It would help me, it wouldabsolutely make my day, 526 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,600 to watch someone slice your dick off. 527 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:15,840 It's not the whole dick. 528 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:16,960 It's just the tip. 529 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,440 And then you can go back to Rebecca 530 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:19,960 and say the brother made the whole thing up. 531 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:21,800 I'm not getting circumcised OK? 532 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,760 Stop devising scenarios inwhich I get circumcised. 533 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,600 It's not happening. 534 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:29,040 Look, the tax bill is 5 grand, right? 535 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:32,560 So how much do we have in cash? 536 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:33,920 - That's 700, I think. - Uh-huh. 537 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:35,160 OK. 538 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:38,040 Plus the 500 from the barber's, right? 539 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:40,040 From your silence and stupid new haircut, 540 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:41,360 I'm guessing that's a no.- You know what? 541 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:42,920 In my defense, I had to get the Etruscan Fin 542 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,680 'cause Aurelius copied my Gallic Box. 543 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:45,760 I actually prefer that one. 544 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:47,080 Really? 545 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,880 I think maybe Viggo took a bit too much off. 546 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,560 So we're a mere 4 and 1/2 big ones short. 547 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:52,840 Well done, everyone. 548 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:55,840 We can wave goodbye to this place. 549 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:57,760 I know how we can get the big ones. 550 00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:58,880 What? 551 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,000 How? 552 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:01,080 So you know you told me not to do 553 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,640 any more snail racing and that. 554 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,160 Yes. 555 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:06,520 Well, instead, I set upanother even bigger snail race 556 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:07,880 tonight with Landlord and his mates. 557 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:08,760 Oh. 558 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,120 Fantastic news. 559 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:12,440 It's a 500 denaribuy-in, winner takes all. 560 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:14,400 Landlord reckons there should be quiet a few runners. 561 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:16,040 Oh, I like where this is going. 562 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:17,000 I don't. 563 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:18,480 I hate where this is going. 564 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,240 We are not staking everythingon a snail, Grumio. 565 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:21,560 JASON: Why not? 566 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,280 She breezed pastLandlord's chump last time. 567 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,240 Shelley's a winner. 568 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:25,440 Fact. 569 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:26,680 She's got the slippiest undercarriage 570 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,080 in the history of this bar. 571 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:29,760 Which is what, one whole day? 572 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:30,680 GRUMIO: She can do it. 573 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,520 I know she can. 574 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:35,760 And right now, she's our best bet. 575 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,760 [music playing] 576 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:46,160 [SINGING] Don't you have drugs? 577 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:50,080 Don't you have drugs for me to lili mimi love-y? 578 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:52,560 Now, don't you have drugs? 579 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:56,520 The thing that was just forme, when you can come by. 580 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,320 You may as well hand that straight to me 581 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:06,840 because my new boy Brutusis a freak of nature. 582 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:07,840 Show him, Mum. 583 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,160 Ooh. 584 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:10,880 It looks like Brutus could lose a few pounds. 585 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,560 He's not fat, he's just big-shelled. 586 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,200 That's all muscle under there. 587 00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:15,800 And did you find some hottiesto the present the trophies? 588 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:17,480 Sort of. Mum's gonna do it. 589 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:18,840 Yeah. 590 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:20,040 I've shaved my pits and all my bits especially. 591 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:21,280 Oh, lovely. 592 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:22,560 So where's Shelley, then? 593 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:24,240 She-- she gone into her shell, has she? 594 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:25,960 [laughter] 595 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:28,600 She's just limbering up. 596 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,240 Shelley, is that you, Shell? 597 00:17:30,360 --> 00:17:31,120 MARCUS: Right. 598 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:32,800 Is she good to go, then? 599 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,160 Whoa, whoa. 600 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:35,280 Why are there so many snails?- I don't know. 601 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:36,560 It's a mystery. 602 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:37,760 Well, did you clean the bar like I said? 603 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:39,200 Well, no. 604 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:40,920 I made a training area outof cabbage and puddles. 605 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:41,800 Right. 606 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:42,720 Mystery solved. 607 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:44,320 I mean, this is idiotic. 608 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:45,400 I-- I'm calling it of. 609 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:46,320 No, don't. 610 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,440 I found her. 611 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:48,600 - Really? - Deffo. 612 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:50,200 I'd know her anyway. - Are you sure? 613 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,120 I swear down. 614 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,120 This is definitely her. 615 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,360 All right. Come on, then. 616 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:54,240 Mm. 617 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,320 Oh. 618 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:03,240 On your marks. 619 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,680 Get set. 620 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:11,160 Slither! 621 00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:12,120 [whistle blows] 622 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:14,120 [cheering] 623 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:15,080 Go on, Shelley. 624 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,080 Shit him up, Brutus 625 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,200 Go on, you big bastard! 626 00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:19,120 Come on. 627 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:20,080 MARCUS: Let's go, Shelley. 628 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,280 Crank it up, girl! 629 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:23,440 GRUMIO: Come on, Shell. 630 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:24,720 Get your head in the game. 631 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:25,800 What's wrong with her, Grumio? 632 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:26,720 I don't know. 633 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,520 She's not herself. 634 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:31,480 How'd you get all the way over there? 635 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,000 Oh. 636 00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:34,480 Hello, Shelley, love. 637 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:39,000 [whistle blows] 638 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:40,480 We have a winner! 639 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:43,000 Number three, Brutus! 640 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:50,000 [cheers and applause] 641 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:51,240 JASON: You can do this. 642 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:52,560 It's just a snip. 643 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:54,080 One little snip and we get to keep the bar, 644 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,920 and you get to keep your girlfriend. 645 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:57,040 It's a win-win. 646 00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:59,600 It is in no way a win-win, Grumio. 647 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,840 I'm about to be circumcised by a barber. 648 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:02,880 All right. 649 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,600 Hitch your tunic up, please, fam. 650 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:07,120 Look, it's not like you canask the Rabbi to do it, is it? 651 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:08,080 Anyway, you'll be fine. 652 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,400 Viggo's a genius. 653 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:10,720 You said he took off too much last time. 654 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:12,480 Oh, is that right? 655 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:13,880 Well, maybe just like a teensy bit. 656 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,760 And please don't dothat in this case, Viggo. 657 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,240 This is just a trim. 658 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:18,720 I can't really afford to lose any more. 659 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:19,640 Just a trim. 660 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,000 I hear you. 661 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:22,600 But then, we're quits on the tab, by the way, 662 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:27,280 'cause this is definitelynot in my look-book. 663 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,160 All right. 664 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:30,000 Keep still, then, bruv. 665 00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:31,520 [whimpering] 666 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:33,000 [chopping] 667 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:40,880 You've not been in synagogue. 668 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,640 I was starting to worry that you lapsed back. 669 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:43,520 Ha! 670 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:45,120 No, not at all. 671 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:47,160 I've been praying from home. 672 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:49,640 Just been a bit busy with stuff. 673 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:50,560 OK. 674 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:52,920 Well, the appeal's all done. 675 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:55,080 I just need to post it, and Baruch Hashem, 676 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:55,960 you're in the clear. 677 00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:57,360 Baruch Hashem. 678 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,760 You're amazing. 679 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:01,400 So are you coming in, or not? 680 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:02,680 Your brother's not in, is he? 681 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:03,560 No. 682 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:04,600 No one else is in. 683 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:05,880 Oh, good. 684 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,640 We've got the whole place to ourselves. 685 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:11,000 Um, ooh. 686 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:14,240 Uh-- actually, maybe we should wait a bit. 687 00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:16,120 This is like waiting for the bloody Messiah. 688 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:17,280 [chuckles] 689 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:20,040 I'm done with waiting. 690 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:23,520 Just, I'm quite sensitive, is all. 691 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,440 I really like that about you. 692 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:27,800 Mm. 693 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:28,800 Yeah, OK. 694 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:29,720 Let's do this. 695 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:30,600 Mm. 696 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:31,760 [shouts] 697 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,000 No, no, I can't. 698 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:34,960 Holy shit, that hurts! 699 00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:36,160 What? Well, what is it? 700 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:37,200 Let me see. - No. 701 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:38,200 Please. 702 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,520 I've only just been circumcised. 703 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:41,720 You've been-- what? 704 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:42,640 Why would you? 705 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:44,080 'Cause I'm not a Jew. 706 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,720 I just look like one andneeded help with my taxes. 707 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:47,920 Are you serious? 708 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,120 You're just some nebbishdicke schnorrer? 709 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:51,640 I don't even know what that means. 710 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:52,760 Have a guess. 711 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,440 Some kind of lying arsehole? 712 00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:56,640 Well, it's close enough. 713 00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:58,480 Look, Rebecca, I'm really sorry. 714 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,160 I really, really like you, and I'd 715 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:03,880 love to keep seeing you as mygirlfriend and my accountant. 716 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:09,600 Well, to be clear, Marcus,I'm no longer either. 717 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,560 Oh. 718 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:12,560 [groans] 719 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:16,520 Ooh. 720 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:21,360 I am really sorry for everything. 721 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:22,440 I can take care of the postage. 722 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,600 Well, I saved the bar, then,by the skin of my teeth, 723 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,200 or penis, in this case. 724 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:31,960 Thank you both for contributingabsolutely nothing. 725 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,480 Well done, bro. 726 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,760 Look, I got you a littlepressie just to say thank you. 727 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:37,920 I rescued it from Viggo'sjust after you passed out. 728 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:39,160 Oh. My foreskin? 729 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:40,320 You shouldn't have. 730 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:41,360 And I'll be contributing big-time 731 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:42,560 from now on, don't you worry. 732 00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:43,480 MARCUS: Ugh. 733 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:44,760 By cleaning up nuts? 734 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,320 No. 735 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:48,680 By winning our money backoff Landlord, and then some. 736 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,960 Now that I found Shelley andcleared out the lookalikes, 737 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:52,680 we can beat any snail out there. 738 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,280 We could even go on tour with her, 739 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,080 win races in different cities, maybe even 740 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:57,080 different parts of the Empire. 741 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,000 [crunching] 742 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:03,360 Or maybe not. 743 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,640 It did sound like a right faff, actually. 744 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,600 [laughter] 745 00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:09,080 [music playing] 746 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,040 [vocalizations] 747 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:14,000 [SINGING] People, get ready. 748 00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:16,920 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. 749 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:18,880 Give me a pardon. 750 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,120 I came, I saw, I conquered. 751 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,640 I came, I saw, I conquered. 752 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,760 I came, I saw, I conquered. 753 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:27,240 Can I conquer you? 754 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:28,440 Gotta believe it. 755 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:30,840 I came, I saw, I conquered. 756 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:33,240 I came, I saw, I conquered. 757 00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:35,360 I came, I saw, I conquered. 758 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:36,840 Can I conquer you? 759 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:37,760 Oh, yeah. 760 00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:40,520 Can I conquer you?